Monday, October 13, 2008

Happy Birthday Emma


When I was one I had just begun!


When I was two I was still brand new!


When I was three I was still hardly me!


When I was four I wasn't much more!


When I was five I was barely alive!


But now I am six and I am clever as clever, and I think I'll stay six forever and ever!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

The Sneeze Pee!

I have heard of this phenomenon...the sneeze pee...but until last night it was just a whispered, or alluded to, ghost to me. I actually have always prided myself on my super strong bladder...seemingly untainted by four angry pregnancies and inumerable long road trips with few stops. Last night, however, my bladder let me down and in the middle of a very violent sneeze I leaked. I was shocked and embarrased but my reaction was a frighten fit of laughter which only added to my leakage. No one in my home knew what had contributed to my apparent lapse in sanity. Infact, my little children hid behind my big children. Looking back I am sure I was a perfect picture of lunacy...hysterically laughing and then leaking and then laughing some more. Fortunately, I am cured of both the laughing and the leaking...at least until my next monster sneeze!!

Michael won the Presidency!!!

If you want to listen to Michael's surprisingly silly speech you probably need to put a temporary end to the sound track attached to my most recent slide show. Click on the little black "slide" icon in the upper left hand corner of the slide show. A little speaker will appear. Just click it once and Weezer will be silenced!!

Michael's Student Body Presidential Election Speech

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Chivas USA

Michael and Jasen are ball kids for the professional soccer team Chivas USA. Check you local listings and maybe you can see them work their magic!!