HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ME!!
Emma: "Mom, the floor is sticky because I spilled a HUGE glass of Ochango on it. I will go get you your favorite mop."
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ME!!
Michael: "I puked all night long and I think the dishwasher is broken."
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ME!!
Jasen: "Oh, hey Mom, I forgot to wrap these presents you bought for yourself but here they are anyway. Just pretend that the Walmart bag is pretty."
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ME!!
Ben: "Happy Mother's Day darling. There are a few Afghans here who kinda want to kill me."
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ME!!
Me: "I am good enough, I am smart enough and dog-gone it...people like me!"
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ME!!
2 comments:
I love Stuart Smalley... he's got me through many of hard times. Such powerful words to live by... and doggone it, people like me.
Thank you for the chuckle...this was great!
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